Tuesday, April 5, 2011

New Game in store now


Reported by Hisyam Chin
Sungai Besar, Selangor – As a Malaysian we can now proudly smile to the world especially Gadaffi due to our rocketing gaming industries. The game was said to be launched next week and it seems that the demand is drastically shoots up to the moon.
  
Set in the realm of Kampung Pisang,Ussop Wheelcha for the last time puts Ussop at the center of the carnage and destruction as he seeks revenge against Kak Limah(a ghost) who is causing chaos in the village. A single-player game, this final chapter allows players to take on the climatic role of the a retard, Ussop, as he treads through the intimidating heights of Kampung Pisang and the dark depths of Tasik Cyberjaya once more to seek Zombies on those who have causes chaos in the village. Armed with Heavily machine gunned Wheelchair,Ussop must take on mythology's darkest creatures while solving intricate puzzles throughout his merciless quest to destroy Paez the Zombie (BOSS).

The game was inspired by the movies “Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah”. The main character was a handicapped guy with wheelchair of the most advanced technology. With the aids of the wheelchair and a little bit of retardation, the game was excessively addicting. Utilizing a new game engine built from the ground up and state-of-the-art visual technologies, the development team behind Ussop Wheelcha have made significant strides in giving players the realistic feel of actually being on the battlegrounds.

"epic face"
+

"epic wheelchair"
equals to

"JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!"


With texture resolutions being quadrupled than God of War 3, Crysis 2 will feature fluid, life-like characters, as well as dynamic lighting effects, a robust weapon system, and world-changing scenarios that will truly bring unmistakable realism to Ussops' fateful quest. Players will have a chance to join battles on a grand scale with many more enemies on-screen and be able to interact with levels like never before.
The demo of the game has been released for about two weeks and the demand is surprisingly superior. Some of the comment for those who have tried the demo;

“otok~” ßdang racist zombies eh?
“Masyuk baba”
“I jizzed in my pants twice playing the games”
“kite bako je~”
“I said to my mum that I wanna cut my legs just like Ussop so I can have those cool wheelchair” ßWTF?

ESRB rated the game as “Everyone 10+” due to the fact that it is a suitable materials for parenting. So be sure to buy the game as it will be released this 12th of April.

2 comments:

Tuan Muda Naim II said...

nice...esok pegi beli...

husna mukhtar said...

nak beli jgk ngahahaha